The grave of F. Scott and Zelda Fitzgerald
cries
#fuck you batman I’m looking for the damn shark repellent okay you will have it in literally three seconds for fucks sake stop being an asshole for one second and remember MY PARENTS ARE DEAD TOO, YOU’RE NOT SPECIAL, BRUCE and my parents didn’t pass on their amazingly badass acrobat skills just so some spoilt crazy billionaire could be a dillhole obviously it was a shark it’s called artistic license, so shut the fuck up, Bruce, AT LEAST I TRY TO FIND SOMETHING TO SMILE ABOUT, mister still-cries-himself-to-sleep, okay? AT LEAST I FUCKING TRY
HOLY. SHARK. REPELLENT. BATMAN.
(Source: gothamism)
JOKES.
TROLL.
MOFFAT
I HATE YOU.
MOFFAT
MOFFAT
“okay if i may just approach the bench, your honor?”
kyungsoo sighs. “must you?”
“yes. i really must.”
“sidebar conference. now.”
chanyeol hops over his chair and scurries to the judge’s bench, watching jongin follow suit dejectedly from the other side of the courtroom.
“you know i hate it…
“Yeah. Uh, base, we’ve got, uh, Xena, Jackie Chan, and Robin Hood.”
(Source: whywelovetheavengers)
I am British I whisper as I purposely spell words with U’s.
i am canadian i whisper as i chug maple syrup and also spell words with u’s