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Americano-Joha

Hello. I'm Sarah. If you're here, you can expect to find anything from Sci-fi and fantasy to Korean musicians and actors. In other words, whatever I happen to be fixating on at the moment. I hope you enjoy it!
Jul 27 '14

roboboners:

jayda95:

all-because-we-fell-in-love:

floozys:

vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

Uhh. The baby doesnt come out of where the penis goes in…

stay in school y’all

i hate to be the bearer of bad news but the vagina and the vagina are, in fact, the same thing

Jul 27 '14

livebloggingmydescentintomadness:

*snaps fingers in a dragon formation*

(Source: patrickstormborn)

Jul 26 '14

{x}

(Source: ladrats)

Jul 26 '14

crocobaby:

Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

Jul 26 '14
mogarmorelikerungar:

This is cuter than it should be :3

mogarmorelikerungar:

This is cuter than it should be :3

Jul 26 '14
sammiey:

OKAY IDK IF THIS HAS ALREADY MADE IT’S WAY ONTO TUMBLR, BUT I HAVEN’T SEEN IT AND I NEED IT ON MY BLOG. THIS IS ACTUALLY KINDA CUTE.

sammiey:

OKAY IDK IF THIS HAS ALREADY MADE IT’S WAY ONTO TUMBLR, BUT I HAVEN’T SEEN IT AND I NEED IT ON MY BLOG. THIS IS ACTUALLY KINDA CUTE.

Jul 26 '14

forgetpolitics:

I. AM. FUCKING. DEAD.

(Source: patrickkingart)

Jul 23 '14
Jul 23 '14

greelin:

cyberuser:

i remember when i was 5 i used to take dancing lessons and there was this kid in 7th grade who’d make fun of me and call me “gay” but the jokes on him because i gave his younger cousin a handjob at camp so who’s gay now

i think you’re still technically gay

(Source: 1vm)

Jul 23 '14

emilysidhe:

chaucerettescs:

gilmoure:

awkward-lee:

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Blaine proposing to Disney Princesses plus Gaston

Gaston’s expression.

Aladdin tho

Gaston is uncomfortable, but he is not surprised.